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2005-11-09 00:51:17 UTC
Okay we don't have much time left, so here are a few tips on how to
form your very own Millennium Club.
MILLENNIUM CLUB - Anyone who has acquired anything for at least
one thousand times.
Millennium Clubs are a standard part of our subculture now. Ever
form your very own Millennium Club.
MILLENNIUM CLUB - Anyone who has acquired anything for at least
one thousand times.
Millennium Clubs are a standard part of our subculture now. Ever
we've achieved the year 2000 without vaporizing the planet. It's not
often we see four digits change (it takes 1000 years if you hadn't
noticed, you moron), so after another 1000 years of human evolution
often we see four digits change (it takes 1000 years if you hadn't
noticed, you moron), so after another 1000 years of human evolution
celebrate this within our own personal "Millennium Clubs".
The Jason Gortician Millennium:an example of how many times you've
fucked up on
Usenet, making a jackass of yourself
The Jason Gortician Millennium:an example of how many times you've
fucked up on
Usenet, making a jackass of yourself
the point that no one can be bothered
with you.
The Ari Asikainen Millennium: the number of times he forced you to
read the
same lame scripts that got him into
trouble the
first time around.
The Scott Campbell Millennium: where common side effects include Sam
Kinison
and two feet planted firmly in the
mouth over
and over again.
The Bill Cleere Millennium: for those who like to slurp and slurp
and slurp
and slurp and slurp. (This one can
with you.
The Ari Asikainen Millennium: the number of times he forced you to
read the
same lame scripts that got him into
trouble the
first time around.
The Scott Campbell Millennium: where common side effects include Sam
Kinison
and two feet planted firmly in the
mouth over
and over again.
The Bill Cleere Millennium: for those who like to slurp and slurp
and slurp
and slurp and slurp. (This one can
be x-referenced with the Jason
Gortician
Millennium.)
The AUK Millennium: the number of times you've violated
Formosa's
Rule.
The Mark Brownell Millennium: the amount of votes you stood to win
Gortician
Millennium.)
The AUK Millennium: the number of times you've violated
Formosa's
Rule.
The Mark Brownell Millennium: the amount of votes you stood to win
you
had only responded to his 2003 Awards
Ballot.
The Diaperboi Millennium: the exact number of times you shit
had only responded to his 2003 Awards
Ballot.
The Diaperboi Millennium: the exact number of times you shit
pants.
The John Henry Millennium: "POTYC!" 1000 times in your favour.
As you can see, the suggestions get lamer and lamer. However, don't
let this stop you from organizing your own Club. You know the rules,
I've said it a thousand times...
James, if you just say "I'm a spankard", we'll all leave you alone.The John Henry Millennium: "POTYC!" 1000 times in your favour.
As you can see, the suggestions get lamer and lamer. However, don't
let this stop you from organizing your own Club. You know the rules,
I've said it a thousand times...
Great formatting, by the way.
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