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BE A PART OF THE >>>MILLENNIUM CLUB<<< !1!1 JOIN ONE NOW!!!!!11!!!
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2005-11-09 00:51:17 UTC
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Okay we don't have much time left, so here are a few tips on how to
form your very own Millennium Club.
MILLENNIUM CLUB - Anyone who has acquired anything for at least
one thousand times.
Millennium Clubs are a standard part of our subculture now. Ever
since
we've achieved the year 2000 without vaporizing the planet. It's not
often we see four digits change (it takes 1000 years if you hadn't
noticed, you moron), so after another 1000 years of human evolution
we
celebrate this within our own personal "Millennium Clubs".
The Jason Gortician Millennium:an example of how many times you've
fucked up on
Usenet, making a jackass of yourself
to
the point that no one can be bothered
with you.
The Ari Asikainen Millennium: the number of times he forced you to
read the
same lame scripts that got him into
trouble the
first time around.
The Scott Campbell Millennium: where common side effects include Sam
Kinison
and two feet planted firmly in the
mouth over
and over again.
The Bill Cleere Millennium: for those who like to slurp and slurp
and slurp
and slurp and slurp. (This one can
also
be x-referenced with the Jason
Gortician
Millennium.)
The AUK Millennium: the number of times you've violated
Formosa's
Rule.
The Mark Brownell Millennium: the amount of votes you stood to win
if
you
had only responded to his 2003 Awards
Ballot.
The Diaperboi Millennium: the exact number of times you shit
your
pants.
The John Henry Millennium: "POTYC!" 1000 times in your favour.
As you can see, the suggestions get lamer and lamer. However, don't
let this stop you from organizing your own Club. You know the rules,
I've said it a thousand times...
James, if you just say "I'm a spankard", we'll all leave you alone.
Great formatting, by the way.
He worked long and hard on it in Word - it shows!
I bet he even made a macro for it.
He's 1337.
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Republican Party Representative #33
2005-11-09 00:59:20 UTC
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Post by ±
Okay we don't have much time left, so here are a few tips on how
to form your very own Millennium Club.
MILLENNIUM CLUB - Anyone who has acquired anything for at least
one thousand times.
Millennium Clubs are a standard part of our subculture now. Ever
since
we've achieved the year 2000 without vaporizing the planet. It's
not often we see four digits change (it takes 1000 years if you
hadn't noticed, you moron), so after another 1000 years of human
evolution
we
celebrate this within our own personal "Millennium Clubs".
The Jason Gortician Millennium:an example of how many times
you've fucked up on
Usenet, making a jackass of
yourself
to
the point that no one can be
bothered
with you.
The Ari Asikainen Millennium: the number of times he forced you
to read the
same lame scripts that got him
into trouble the
first time around.
The Scott Campbell Millennium: where common side effects include
Sam Kinison
and two feet planted firmly in
the mouth over
and over again.
The Bill Cleere Millennium: for those who like to slurp and
slurp and slurp
and slurp and slurp. (This one
can
also
be x-referenced with the Jason
Gortician
Millennium.)
The AUK Millennium: the number of times you've
violated Formosa's
Rule.
The Mark Brownell Millennium: the amount of votes you stood to win
if
you
had only responded to his 2003
Awards Ballot.
The Diaperboi Millennium: the exact number of times you shit
your
pants.
The John Henry Millennium: "POTYC!" 1000 times in your favour.
As you can see, the suggestions get lamer and lamer. However,
don't let this stop you from organizing your own Club. You know
the rules, I've said it a thousand times...
James, if you just say "I'm a spankard", we'll all leave you alone.
Great formatting, by the way.
He worked long and hard on it in Word - it shows!
I bet he even made a macro for it.
He's 1337.
I gotta quit replying, now. He's counting my posts.
--
Yes, My Views Do Reflect Those Of The Republican Party
http://www.bedoper.com
±
2005-11-09 01:07:49 UTC
Permalink
Post by Republican Party Representative #33
Post by ±
Okay we don't have much time left, so here are a few tips on how
to form your very own Millennium Club.
MILLENNIUM CLUB - Anyone who has acquired anything for at least
one thousand times.
Millennium Clubs are a standard part of our subculture now. Ever
since
we've achieved the year 2000 without vaporizing the planet. It's
not often we see four digits change (it takes 1000 years if you
hadn't noticed, you moron), so after another 1000 years of human
evolution
we
celebrate this within our own personal "Millennium Clubs".
The Jason Gortician Millennium:an example of how many times
you've fucked up on
Usenet, making a jackass of
yourself
to
the point that no one can be
bothered
with you.
The Ari Asikainen Millennium: the number of times he forced you
to read the
same lame scripts that got him
into trouble the
first time around.
The Scott Campbell Millennium: where common side effects include
Sam Kinison
and two feet planted firmly in
the mouth over
and over again.
The Bill Cleere Millennium: for those who like to slurp and
slurp and slurp
and slurp and slurp. (This one
can
also
be x-referenced with the Jason
Gortician
Millennium.)
The AUK Millennium: the number of times you've
violated Formosa's
Rule.
The Mark Brownell Millennium: the amount of votes you stood to win
if
you
had only responded to his 2003
Awards Ballot.
The Diaperboi Millennium: the exact number of times you shit
your
pants.
The John Henry Millennium: "POTYC!" 1000 times in your favour.
As you can see, the suggestions get lamer and lamer. However,
don't let this stop you from organizing your own Club. You know
the rules, I've said it a thousand times...
James, if you just say "I'm a spankard", we'll all leave you alone.
Great formatting, by the way.
He worked long and hard on it in Word - it shows!
I bet he even made a macro for it.
He's 1337.
I gotta quit replying, now. He's counting my posts.
All the more reason to do so.
Post by Republican Party Representative #33
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subRoutinè@s!0.0^7ii
2005-11-09 01:21:01 UTC
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On Tue, 08 Nov 2005 17:07:49 -0800, in alt.flame ± <***@hotmail.com>
wrote:

:Republican Party Representative #33 wrote:
:>
:> ± <***@hotmail.com> wrote in
:> news:***@hotmail.com:
:>
:> > Republican Party Representative #33 wrote:
:> >>
:> >> ± <***@hotmail.com> wrote in
:> >> news:***@hotmail.com:
:> >>
:> >> > Per Sapientiam Non Felicitas wrote:
:> >> >>
:> >> >> "subRoutinè@s!0.0^7ii" <***@vxsubroutine.ca> wrote in
:> >> >> news:***@4ax.com:
:> >> >>
:> >> >> > Okay we don't have much time left, so here are a few tips on how
:> >> >> > to form your very own Millennium Club.
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > Definition:
:> >> >> > MILLENNIUM CLUB - Anyone who has acquired anything for at
:> >> >> > least
:> >> >> > one thousand times.
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > Millennium Clubs are a standard part of our subculture now. Ever
:> >> since
:> >> >> > we've achieved the year 2000 without vaporizing the planet. It's
:> >> >> > not often we see four digits change (it takes 1000 years if you
:> >> >> > hadn't noticed, you moron), so after another 1000 years of human
:> >> >> > evolution
:> >> we
:> >> >> > celebrate this within our own personal "Millennium Clubs".
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > Here are a few suggestions:
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > The Jason Gortician Millennium:an example of how many times
:> >> >> > you've fucked up on
:> >> >> > Usenet, making a jackass of
:> >> >> > yourself
:> >> to
:> >> >> > the point that no one can be
:> >> >> > bothered
:> >> >> > with you.
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > The Ari Asikainen Millennium: the number of times he forced you
:> >> >> > to read the
:> >> >> > same lame scripts that got him
:> >> >> > into trouble the
:> >> >> > first time around.
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > The Scott Campbell Millennium: where common side effects include
:> >> >> > Sam Kinison
:> >> >> > and two feet planted firmly in
:> >> >> > the mouth over
:> >> >> > and over again.
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > The Bill Cleere Millennium: for those who like to slurp and
:> >> >> > slurp and slurp
:> >> >> > and slurp and slurp. (This one
:> >> >> > can
:> >> also
:> >> >> > be x-referenced with the Jason
:> >> >> > Gortician
:> >> >> > Millennium.)
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > The AUK Millennium: the number of times you've
:> >> >> > violated Formosa's
:> >> >> > Rule.
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > The Mark Brownell Millennium: the amount of votes you stood to
:> >> >> > win
:> >> if
:> >> >> > you
:> >> >> > had only responded to his 2003
:> >> >> > Awards Ballot.
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > The Diaperboi Millennium: the exact number of times you
:> >> >> > shit
:> >> your
:> >> >> > pants.
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > The John Henry Millennium: "POTYC!" 1000 times in your
:> >> >> > favour.
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > As you can see, the suggestions get lamer and lamer. However,
:> >> >> > don't let this stop you from organizing your own Club. You know
:> >> >> > the rules, I've said it a thousand times...
:> >> >>
:> >> >> James, if you just say "I'm a spankard", we'll all leave you
:> >> >> alone.
:> >> >>
:> >> >> Great formatting, by the way.
:> >> >
:> >> > He worked long and hard on it in Word - it shows!
:> >>
:> >> I bet he even made a macro for it.
:> >
:> > He's 1337.
:>
:> I gotta quit replying, now. He's counting my posts.
:
:All the more reason to do so.

The moment for his 1,000th arsed meltdown is already gone.



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Overunity Energy Mechanism
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My Nomination for BEST FLAME .SIG Alt.Flame 2005
----------------------------------------------------------

Proving that a small digital transceiver was outfitted into
the tiny "Space For Rent" compartment of his skull,
"Jason the Slurper" <***@yahoo.com> wrote:
<***@207.14.113.17>
"Ari, although I find him more than a tad too "nice", is generally funny
and always quite readable."

Avoid normal situations. wrote:
<d6buik$k22$***@eskinews.eskimo.com>
The snuhbirds make Krapout look good by comparison. Sort of like how a
mediocre comedian like Al Franken will go on at ungodly length about Rush
Limbaugh.
±
2005-11-09 01:20:51 UTC
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Post by subRoutinè@s!0.0^7ii
:>
:>
:> >>
:> >>
:> >> >>
:> >> >>
:> >> >> > Okay we don't have much time left, so here are a few tips on how
:> >> >> > to form your very own Millennium Club.
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > MILLENNIUM CLUB - Anyone who has acquired anything for at
:> >> >> > least
:> >> >> > one thousand times.
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > Millennium Clubs are a standard part of our subculture now. Ever
:> >> since
:> >> >> > we've achieved the year 2000 without vaporizing the planet. It's
:> >> >> > not often we see four digits change (it takes 1000 years if you
:> >> >> > hadn't noticed, you moron), so after another 1000 years of human
:> >> >> > evolution
:> >> we
:> >> >> > celebrate this within our own personal "Millennium Clubs".
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > The Jason Gortician Millennium:an example of how many times
:> >> >> > you've fucked up on
:> >> >> > Usenet, making a jackass of
:> >> >> > yourself
:> >> to
:> >> >> > the point that no one can be
:> >> >> > bothered
:> >> >> > with you.
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > The Ari Asikainen Millennium: the number of times he forced you
:> >> >> > to read the
:> >> >> > same lame scripts that got him
:> >> >> > into trouble the
:> >> >> > first time around.
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > The Scott Campbell Millennium: where common side effects include
:> >> >> > Sam Kinison
:> >> >> > and two feet planted firmly in
:> >> >> > the mouth over
:> >> >> > and over again.
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > The Bill Cleere Millennium: for those who like to slurp and
:> >> >> > slurp and slurp
:> >> >> > and slurp and slurp. (This one
:> >> >> > can
:> >> also
:> >> >> > be x-referenced with the Jason
:> >> >> > Gortician
:> >> >> > Millennium.)
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > The AUK Millennium: the number of times you've
:> >> >> > violated Formosa's
:> >> >> > Rule.
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > The Mark Brownell Millennium: the amount of votes you stood to
:> >> >> > win
:> >> if
:> >> >> > you
:> >> >> > had only responded to his 2003
:> >> >> > Awards Ballot.
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > The Diaperboi Millennium: the exact number of times you
:> >> >> > shit
:> >> your
:> >> >> > pants.
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > The John Henry Millennium: "POTYC!" 1000 times in your
:> >> >> > favour.
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > As you can see, the suggestions get lamer and lamer. However,
:> >> >> > don't let this stop you from organizing your own Club. You know
:> >> >> > the rules, I've said it a thousand times...
:> >> >>
:> >> >> James, if you just say "I'm a spankard", we'll all leave you
:> >> >> alone.
:> >> >>
:> >> >> Great formatting, by the way.
:> >> >
:> >> > He worked long and hard on it in Word - it shows!
:> >>
:> >> I bet he even made a macro for it.
:> >
:> > He's 1337.
:>
:> I gotta quit replying, now. He's counting my posts.
:All the more reason to do so.
The moment for his 1,000th arsed meltdown is already gone.
Good to see you ontopic at alt.idiot.james-koput,
alt.lamers.james-koput.net-abuser and alt.limpdick.james-koput,
Limpdick.













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subRoutinè@s!0.0^7ii
2005-11-09 01:26:50 UTC
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On Tue, 08 Nov 2005 17:20:51 -0800, in alt.flame ± <***@hotmail.com>
wrote:

:"subRoutinè@s!0.0^7ii" wrote:
:>
:> On Tue, 08 Nov 2005 17:07:49 -0800, in alt.flame ± <***@hotmail.com>
:> wrote:
:>
:> :Republican Party Representative #33 wrote:
:> :>
:> :> ± <***@hotmail.com> wrote in
:> :> news:***@hotmail.com:
:> :>
:> :> > Republican Party Representative #33 wrote:
:> :> >>
:> :> >> ± <***@hotmail.com> wrote in
:> :> >> news:***@hotmail.com:
:> :> >>
:> :> >> > Per Sapientiam Non Felicitas wrote:
:> :> >> >>
:> :> >> >> "subRoutinè@s!0.0^7ii" <***@vxsubroutine.ca> wrote in
:> :> >> >> news:***@4ax.com:
:> :> >> >>
[...]
:> :>
:> :> I gotta quit replying, now. He's counting my posts.
:> :
:> :All the more reason to do so.
:>
:> The moment for his 1,000th arsed meltdown is already gone.
:
:Good to see you ontopic at alt.idiot.james-koput,
:alt.lamers.james-koput.net-abuser and alt.limpdick.james-koput,
:Limpdick.

Good to see why there's a reason to care...and how you remembered my name for
three other ngs. Moron.


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Overunity Energy Mechanism
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My Nomination for BEST FLAME .SIG Alt.Flame 2005
----------------------------------------------------------

Proving that a small digital transceiver was outfitted into
the tiny "Space For Rent" compartment of his skull,
"Jason the Slurper" <***@yahoo.com> wrote:
<***@207.14.113.17>
"Ari, although I find him more than a tad too "nice", is generally funny
and always quite readable."

Avoid normal situations. wrote:
<d6buik$k22$***@eskinews.eskimo.com>
The snuhbirds make Krapout look good by comparison. Sort of like how a
mediocre comedian like Al Franken will go on at ungodly length about Rush
Limbaugh.
±
2005-11-09 01:35:16 UTC
Permalink
Post by subRoutinè@s!0.0^7ii
:>
:>
:> :>
:> :>
:> :> >>
:> :> >>
:> :> >> >>
:> :> >> >>
[...]
:> :>
:> :> I gotta quit replying, now. He's counting my posts.
:> :All the more reason to do so.
:>
:> The moment for his 1,000th arsed meltdown is already gone.
:Good to see you ontopic at alt.idiot.james-koput,
:alt.lamers.james-koput.net-abuser and alt.limpdick.james-koput,
:Limpdick.
Good to see why there's a reason to care...
Hence your reply.

Boy, you're easy, Koput.
Post by subRoutinè@s!0.0^7ii
and how you remembered my name for
three other ngs. Moron.
There's a little thing called Google, check into it.









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subRoutinè@s!0.0^7ii
2005-11-09 02:50:25 UTC
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On Tue, 08 Nov 2005 17:35:16 -0800, in alt.flame ± <***@hotmail.com>
wrote:

:
:> and how you remembered my name for
:> three other ngs. Moron.
:
:There's a little thing called Google, check into it.

Like shooting fish in a barrel.


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My Nomination for BEST FLAME .SIG Alt.Flame 2005
----------------------------------------------------------

Proving that a small digital transceiver was outfitted into
the tiny "Space For Rent" compartment of his skull,
"Jason the Slurper" <***@yahoo.com> wrote:
<***@207.14.113.17>
"Ari, although I find him more than a tad too "nice", is generally funny
and always quite readable."

Avoid normal situations. wrote:
<d6buik$k22$***@eskinews.eskimo.com>
The snuhbirds make Krapout look good by comparison. Sort of like how a
mediocre comedian like Al Franken will go on at ungodly length about Rush
Limbaugh.
±
2005-11-09 02:50:06 UTC
Permalink
Post by subRoutinè@s!0.0^7ii
:> and how you remembered my name for
:> three other ngs. Moron.
:There's a little thing called Google, check into it.
Like shooting fish in a barrel.
Using Google is like shooting fish in a barrel, Squidpickles?









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subRoutine
2005-11-09 02:54:34 UTC
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Post by ±
Post by subRoutinè@s!0.0^7ii
On Tue, 08 Nov 2005 17:35:16 -0800, in alt.flame ±
:> and how you remembered my name for
:> three other ngs. Moron.
:There's a little thing called Google, check into it.
Like shooting fish in a barrel.
Using Google is like shooting fish in a barrel, Squidpickles?
BLAM! Made you rethpond!

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My Nomination for BEST FLAME .SIG Alt.Flame 2005
----------------------------------------------------------

Proving that a small digital transceiver was outfitted into
the tiny "Space For Rent" compartment of his skull,
"Jason the Slurper" <***@yahoo.com> wrote:
<***@207.14.113.17>
"Ari, although I find him more than a tad too "nice", is generally funny
and always quite readable."

Avoid normal situations. wrote:
<d6buik$k22$***@eskinews.eskimo.com>
The snuhbirds make Krapout look good by comparison. Sort of like how a
mediocre comedian like Al Franken will go on at ungodly length about Rush
Limbaugh.
Republican Party Representative #33
2005-11-10 00:36:34 UTC
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Post by subRoutine
Post by ±
Post by subRoutinè@s!0.0^7ii
On Tue, 08 Nov 2005 17:35:16 -0800, in alt.flame ±
:> and how you remembered my name for
:> three other ngs. Moron.
:There's a little thing called Google, check into it.
Like shooting fish in a barrel.
Using Google is like shooting fish in a barrel, Squidpickles?
BLAM! Made you rethpond!
You're the most unfortunate piece of shit I have ever encountered.
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Republican Party Representative #33
2005-11-10 00:35:32 UTC
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Post by ±
Post by subRoutinè@s!0.0^7ii
On Tue, 08 Nov 2005 17:20:51 -0800, in alt.flame ±
:>
:> On Tue, 08 Nov 2005 17:07:49 -0800, in alt.flame ±
:>
:> :>
:> :>
:> :> >>
:> :> >>
:> :> >> >>
:> :> >> >>
[...]
:> :>
:> :> I gotta quit replying, now. He's counting my posts.
:> :All the more reason to do so.
:>
:> The moment for his 1,000th arsed meltdown is already gone.
:Good to see you ontopic at alt.idiot.james-koput,
:alt.lamers.james-koput.net-abuser and alt.limpdick.james-koput,
:Limpdick.
Good to see why there's a reason to care...
Hence your reply.
Boy, you're easy, Koput.
Easy as a trip the dentist.
Post by ±
Post by subRoutinè@s!0.0^7ii
and how you remembered my name for
three other ngs. Moron.
There's a little thing called Google, check into it.
5. MOTHERFUCKER. I did it again. The previous reply will now be known as
'4'.
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2005-11-10 08:40:38 UTC
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Post by Republican Party Representative #33
Post by ±
Post by subRoutinè@s!0.0^7ii
On Tue, 08 Nov 2005 17:20:51 -0800, in alt.flame ±
:>
:> On Tue, 08 Nov 2005 17:07:49 -0800, in alt.flame ±
:>
:> :>
:> :>
:> :> >>
:> :> >>
:> :> >> >>
:> :> >> >>
[...]
:> :>
:> :> I gotta quit replying, now. He's counting my posts.
:> :All the more reason to do so.
:>
:> The moment for his 1,000th arsed meltdown is already gone.
:Good to see you ontopic at alt.idiot.james-koput,
:alt.lamers.james-koput.net-abuser and alt.limpdick.james-koput,
:Limpdick.
Good to see why there's a reason to care...
Hence your reply.
Boy, you're easy, Koput.
Easy as a trip the dentist.
Post by ±
Post by subRoutinè@s!0.0^7ii
and how you remembered my name for
three other ngs. Moron.
There's a little thing called Google, check into it.
5. MOTHERFUCKER. I did it again. The previous reply will now be known as
'4'.
6.
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Republican Party Representative #33
2005-11-10 00:34:17 UTC
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Post by subRoutinè@s!0.0^7ii
and how you remembered my name for
three other ngs. Moron.
Which is it? Moron, or Limpdick?
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2005-11-10 08:40:18 UTC
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and how you remembered my name for
three other ngs. Moron.
Which is it? Moron, or Limpdick?
It's hyphenated - James Moron-Limpdick Koput.
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Republican Party Representative #33
2005-11-10 00:33:09 UTC
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Post by subRoutinè@s!0.0^7ii
On Tue, 08 Nov 2005 17:07:49 -0800, in alt.flame ±
:>
:>
:> >>
:> >>
:> >> >>
:> >> >>
:> >> >> > Okay we don't have much time left, so here are a few tips
:> >> >> > on how to form your very own Millennium Club.
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > MILLENNIUM CLUB - Anyone who has acquired anything for
:> >> >> > at least
:> >> >> > one thousand times.
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > Millennium Clubs are a standard part of our subculture
:> >> >> > now. Ever
:> >> since
:> >> >> > we've achieved the year 2000 without vaporizing the
:> >> >> > planet. It's not often we see four digits change (it takes
:> >> >> > 1000 years if you hadn't noticed, you moron), so after
:> >> >> > another 1000 years of human evolution
:> >> we
:> >> >> > celebrate this within our own personal "Millennium Clubs".
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > The Jason Gortician Millennium:an example of how many
:> >> >> > times you've fucked up on
:> >> >> > Usenet, making a jackass of
:> >> >> > yourself
:> >> to
:> >> >> > the point that no one can
:> >> >> > be bothered
:> >> >> > with you.
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > The Ari Asikainen Millennium: the number of times he
:> >> >> > forced you to read the
:> >> >> > same lame scripts that got
:> >> >> > him into trouble the
:> >> >> > first time around.
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > The Scott Campbell Millennium: where common side effects
:> >> >> > include Sam Kinison
:> >> >> > and two feet planted firmly
:> >> >> > in the mouth over
:> >> >> > and over again.
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > The Bill Cleere Millennium: for those who like to slurp
:> >> >> > and slurp and slurp
:> >> >> > and slurp and slurp. (This
:> >> >> > one can
:> >> also
:> >> >> > be x-referenced with the
:> >> >> > Jason Gortician
:> >> >> > Millennium.)
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > The AUK Millennium: the number of times you've
:> >> >> > violated Formosa's
:> >> >> > Rule.
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > The Mark Brownell Millennium: the amount of votes you
:> >> >> > stood to win
:> >> if
:> >> >> > you
:> >> >> > had only responded to his
:> >> >> > 2003 Awards Ballot.
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > The Diaperboi Millennium: the exact number of times
:> >> >> > you shit
:> >> your
:> >> >> > pants.
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > The John Henry Millennium: "POTYC!" 1000 times in your
:> >> >> > favour.
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > As you can see, the suggestions get lamer and lamer.
:> >> >> > However, don't let this stop you from organizing your own
:> >> >> > Club. You know the rules, I've said it a thousand times...
:> >> >>
:> >> >> James, if you just say "I'm a spankard", we'll all leave you
:> >> >> alone.
:> >> >>
:> >> >> Great formatting, by the way.
:> >> >
:> >> > He worked long and hard on it in Word - it shows!
:> >>
:> >> I bet he even made a macro for it.
:> >
:> > He's 1337.
:>
:> I gotta quit replying, now. He's counting my posts.
:All the more reason to do so.
The moment for his 1,000th arsed meltdown is already gone.
Good to see you ontopic at alt.idiot.james-koput,
alt.lamers.james-koput.net-abuser and alt.limpdick.james-koput,
Limpdick.
3. Fuck, I forgot to number the last post. Number the previous reply
'2.'.
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Republican Party Representative #33
2005-11-10 00:32:20 UTC
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Post by subRoutinè@s!0.0^7ii
On Tue, 08 Nov 2005 17:07:49 -0800, in alt.flame ±
:>
:>
:> >>
:> >>
:> >> >>
:> >> >>
:> >> >> > Okay we don't have much time left, so here are a few tips on
:> >> >> > how to form your very own Millennium Club.
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > MILLENNIUM CLUB - Anyone who has acquired anything for
:> >> >> > at least
:> >> >> > one thousand times.
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > Millennium Clubs are a standard part of our subculture now.
:> >> >> > Ever
:> >> since
:> >> >> > we've achieved the year 2000 without vaporizing the planet.
:> >> >> > It's not often we see four digits change (it takes 1000
:> >> >> > years if you hadn't noticed, you moron), so after another
:> >> >> > 1000 years of human evolution
:> >> we
:> >> >> > celebrate this within our own personal "Millennium Clubs".
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > The Jason Gortician Millennium:an example of how many times
:> >> >> > you've fucked up on
:> >> >> > Usenet, making a jackass of
:> >> >> > yourself
:> >> to
:> >> >> > the point that no one can be
:> >> >> > bothered
:> >> >> > with you.
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > The Ari Asikainen Millennium: the number of times he forced
:> >> >> > you to read the
:> >> >> > same lame scripts that got
:> >> >> > him into trouble the
:> >> >> > first time around.
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > The Scott Campbell Millennium: where common side effects
:> >> >> > include Sam Kinison
:> >> >> > and two feet planted firmly
:> >> >> > in the mouth over
:> >> >> > and over again.
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > The Bill Cleere Millennium: for those who like to slurp
:> >> >> > and slurp and slurp
:> >> >> > and slurp and slurp. (This
:> >> >> > one can
:> >> also
:> >> >> > be x-referenced with the
:> >> >> > Jason Gortician
:> >> >> > Millennium.)
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > The AUK Millennium: the number of times you've
:> >> >> > violated Formosa's
:> >> >> > Rule.
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > The Mark Brownell Millennium: the amount of votes you stood
:> >> >> > to win
:> >> if
:> >> >> > you
:> >> >> > had only responded to his
:> >> >> > 2003 Awards Ballot.
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > The Diaperboi Millennium: the exact number of times you
:> >> >> > shit
:> >> your
:> >> >> > pants.
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > The John Henry Millennium: "POTYC!" 1000 times in your
:> >> >> > favour.
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> >
:> >> >> > As you can see, the suggestions get lamer and lamer.
:> >> >> > However, don't let this stop you from organizing your own
:> >> >> > Club. You know the rules, I've said it a thousand times...
:> >> >>
:> >> >> James, if you just say "I'm a spankard", we'll all leave you
:> >> >> alone.
:> >> >>
:> >> >> Great formatting, by the way.
:> >> >
:> >> > He worked long and hard on it in Word - it shows!
:> >>
:> >> I bet he even made a macro for it.
:> >
:> > He's 1337.
:>
:> I gotta quit replying, now. He's counting my posts.
:All the more reason to do so.
The moment for his 1,000th arsed meltdown is already gone.
You threw away the Kleenex, then?
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Republican Party Representative #33
2005-11-10 00:31:44 UTC
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Okay we don't have much time left, so here are a few tips on how
to form your very own Millennium Club.
MILLENNIUM CLUB - Anyone who has acquired anything for at least
one thousand times.
Millennium Clubs are a standard part of our subculture now. Ever
since
we've achieved the year 2000 without vaporizing the planet. It's
not often we see four digits change (it takes 1000 years if you
hadn't noticed, you moron), so after another 1000 years of human
evolution
we
celebrate this within our own personal "Millennium Clubs".
The Jason Gortician Millennium:an example of how many times
you've fucked up on
Usenet, making a jackass of
yourself
to
the point that no one can be
bothered
with you.
The Ari Asikainen Millennium: the number of times he forced you
to read the
same lame scripts that got him
into trouble the
first time around.
The Scott Campbell Millennium: where common side effects include
Sam Kinison
and two feet planted firmly in
the mouth over
and over again.
The Bill Cleere Millennium: for those who like to slurp and
slurp and slurp
and slurp and slurp. (This one
can
also
be x-referenced with the Jason
Gortician
Millennium.)
The AUK Millennium: the number of times you've
violated Formosa's
Rule.
The Mark Brownell Millennium: the amount of votes you stood
to
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win
if
you
had only responded to his 2003
Awards Ballot.
The Diaperboi Millennium: the exact number of times you shit
your
pants.
The John Henry Millennium: "POTYC!" 1000 times in your favour.
As you can see, the suggestions get lamer and lamer. However,
don't let this stop you from organizing your own Club. You know
the rules, I've said it a thousand times...
James, if you just say "I'm a spankard", we'll all leave you alone.
Great formatting, by the way.
He worked long and hard on it in Word - it shows!
I bet he even made a macro for it.
He's 1337.
I gotta quit replying, now. He's counting my posts.
All the more reason to do so.
1. Perhaps I should number them for him?
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2005-11-10 08:39:07 UTC
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Okay we don't have much time left, so here are a few tips on
how
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to form your very own Millennium Club.
MILLENNIUM CLUB - Anyone who has acquired anything for at
least
one thousand times.
Millennium Clubs are a standard part of our subculture now.
Ever
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since
we've achieved the year 2000 without vaporizing the planet.
It's
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not often we see four digits change (it takes 1000 years if
you
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hadn't noticed, you moron), so after another 1000 years of
human
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evolution
we
celebrate this within our own personal "Millennium Clubs".
The Jason Gortician Millennium:an example of how many times
you've fucked up on
Usenet, making a jackass of
yourself
to
the point that no one can be
bothered
with you.
The Ari Asikainen Millennium: the number of times he forced
you
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to read the
same lame scripts that got him
into trouble the
first time around.
The Scott Campbell Millennium: where common side effects
include
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Sam Kinison
and two feet planted firmly in
the mouth over
and over again.
The Bill Cleere Millennium: for those who like to slurp and
slurp and slurp
and slurp and slurp. (This one
can
also
be x-referenced with the Jason
Gortician
Millennium.)
The AUK Millennium: the number of times you've
violated Formosa's
Rule.
The Mark Brownell Millennium: the amount of votes you stood
to
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win
if
you
had only responded to his 2003
Awards Ballot.
The Diaperboi Millennium: the exact number of times you shit
your
pants.
The John Henry Millennium: "POTYC!" 1000 times in your favour.
As you can see, the suggestions get lamer and lamer. However,
don't let this stop you from organizing your own Club. You
know
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the rules, I've said it a thousand times...
James, if you just say "I'm a spankard", we'll all leave you alone.
Great formatting, by the way.
He worked long and hard on it in Word - it shows!
I bet he even made a macro for it.
He's 1337.
I gotta quit replying, now. He's counting my posts.
All the more reason to do so.
1. Perhaps I should number them for him?
2. Eggsactly.
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